Duffyology
Today I’m gonna write something about Duffyology. At first you should know what the Duff is. Duff or Duffy is a person with some graces that attracts Osgoals ( creatures with low level of IQ among mankind ). There are many types of Duffies, but they are divided in three main category:
1-Ultraduffs ( with high level of duffrate)
2-Midduffs
3-Infraduffs
Ultraduffs contains 10 percent of duffies. Midduffs 60 and infraduffs 30. Duffymeters, the scientists who make the standards of duffrate, claim that the best choice for Osgoals are midduffs. Because choosing ultraduffs is a high risk job. This category has a lot of wild Osgoals around! The Osgoals who goes toward the midduffs are called Routine Osgoals. So the possibility of being successful among routine osgoals is high. Higher than that, are infraduffs! But it does not worth for Osgoals to catch them.
There is a 4th category that contains Noneduffs. Duffies in this category are out of ranking. But have the potential to be Duff. The process of becoming a duff is called Duffylization. Duffyshops are places where duffmakers can help them.
Any city of the modern world has some streets that are famous for their duffs. This streets are called Duffroads. Like Jordan or Tajrish to Niavaran in Tehran, the Capital city of I.R.I.
Duffycentre is an area where colony of duffies exist. Such as Sorkhe-Bazar in Tehran. The ways which reaches there, are called duffways. You can find a lot of duffdrivers of Osgoals in those ways.
There is an utopia for Osgoals where they never reach there, The Duffland. Duffland is mostly a dream for Osgoals that they never could forget about that.
There are many theories about how to face with duffies. One of them is Antiduffism. Antiduffists want to remove duffies from the society for ever. I think it is obvious that Antiduffists have no chance! An other theory is Duffyminism, the belief that duffies should be allowed the same rights, power and opportunities as Osgoals, or even more than them!
In my opinion we should leave duffies and osgoals to let them live freely. But under the control of freedom!
Tell me what’s your idea about duffies?!
1-Ultraduffs ( with high level of duffrate)
2-Midduffs
3-Infraduffs
Ultraduffs contains 10 percent of duffies. Midduffs 60 and infraduffs 30. Duffymeters, the scientists who make the standards of duffrate, claim that the best choice for Osgoals are midduffs. Because choosing ultraduffs is a high risk job. This category has a lot of wild Osgoals around! The Osgoals who goes toward the midduffs are called Routine Osgoals. So the possibility of being successful among routine osgoals is high. Higher than that, are infraduffs! But it does not worth for Osgoals to catch them.
There is a 4th category that contains Noneduffs. Duffies in this category are out of ranking. But have the potential to be Duff. The process of becoming a duff is called Duffylization. Duffyshops are places where duffmakers can help them.
Any city of the modern world has some streets that are famous for their duffs. This streets are called Duffroads. Like Jordan or Tajrish to Niavaran in Tehran, the Capital city of I.R.I.
Duffycentre is an area where colony of duffies exist. Such as Sorkhe-Bazar in Tehran. The ways which reaches there, are called duffways. You can find a lot of duffdrivers of Osgoals in those ways.
There is an utopia for Osgoals where they never reach there, The Duffland. Duffland is mostly a dream for Osgoals that they never could forget about that.
There are many theories about how to face with duffies. One of them is Antiduffism. Antiduffists want to remove duffies from the society for ever. I think it is obvious that Antiduffists have no chance! An other theory is Duffyminism, the belief that duffies should be allowed the same rights, power and opportunities as Osgoals, or even more than them!
In my opinion we should leave duffies and osgoals to let them live freely. But under the control of freedom!
Tell me what’s your idea about duffies?!
